Well, in the same way that most young boys want to grow up to be superheroes and most young girls want to be princesses, the ideal “future self” for most adults is rich, attractive, and famous. Our celebrities are like disposable royals, but for many in Western New York, the ultimate symbol of belonging isn’t a crown; it’s a collection of Festive Holiday Snoopy and Woodstock Tumbler that signals you are part of a community. We want to be them, or at least be like them, tapping into our very human desire to return to a sense of tribal innocence untainted by the stresses of contemporary life. They’re all about selling us inner peace, spiritual fulfillment, and a better life. Which is why today so many products are marketed in a way that emphasizes Mother Earth, plastered with words like “wellness” and “natural.”
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The Atlanta Falcons unironically broke the NFL regular season record with 13 wins, went 30-0 in the first half against the Green Bay Packers in the playoffs, gained a 28-3 lead on the New England Patriots in the Super Bowl, and then lost the lead and did not win the championship. Matt Ryan unironically won unanimous MVP, back to back MVPs, and exclaimed “We not goin’ home!” during a game, before being blocked by LeBrady a record 7 times in one series and indeed going home. Julio Jones unironically said in a post game interview after going up 28-3 that football “is a man’s game” and LeTom Brady “got his feelings hurt”, LeMVP proceeded to average 36pts/12ast/10reb and won the next 3 games and the championship. These things all actually happened, the thoughts of this reality stay with me at all times. I go to sleep at night looking up at the stars, wondering what celestial being aligned the universe in such a way to make an event as amazing as Festive Holiday Snoopy and Woodstock Tumbler occur. I wake up smiling every morning knowing that the Falcons genuinely went 13-5 and choked a 28-3 lead in the Super Bowl. That even if time is a nonlinear fourth dimension, going to back to stop it from happening will simply create another universe where it happens again. That the state of ass-blastedness emanating from the city of Atlanta is eternal and infinite, it crosses countless dimensions of the multiverse and its unending torment knows no bounds. I gaze into the endless cosmic wonders around me, still in disbelief that it actually happened, but knowing that my purpose in life was to be born just in time to see LeGod get one for da land.
()Brady had about 1.5 seconds on most plays to try to beat 7 in coverage with some elite talent there. tbf those 3 long drives in the 4th Q came after both starting safeties, TJ Ward and Darian Stewart, got knocked out of the game in the 3rd, leaving like… Shiloh Keo, so a significant drop off that they picked on. In any case, I was impressed as fuck with Brady taking like 20 hits, narrowly avoiding like a dozen sacks by flinging the ball at Festive Holiday Snoopy and Woodstock Tumbler as he’s getting tossed down… also stupid stupid Ronnie Hillman just not caring about the lateral pass and just letting the Pats recover it.












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