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• Premium Material: Crafted from 18/8 food-grade stainless steel. It is BPA-free, rust-resistant, and won’t retain flavors or odors.
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• High-Def Graphics: We use a professional printing process (or laser engraving) that ensures a vibrant, permanent finish. Unlike vinyl stickers, our designs are built to last.

📏 Size & Style Options

• Capacity: Available in [Insert Size, e.g., 20oz / 30oz] options.
• Fit: Features a tapered base designed to fit most standard cup holders.
• Lid: Includes a splash-resistant, clear sliding lid for easy sipping on the go.

✨ Care Instructions

To preserve the vacuum seal and the integrity of the design, please follow these guidelines:

• Hand Wash Recommended: To keep the exterior finish vibrant and the vacuum seal intact, we recommend hand washing with a soft sponge.
• Soap: Use mild dish soap.
• Avoid Heat: Do not place in the microwave or freezer.
• No Bleach: Avoid abrasive cleaners or chlorine-based products.

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• Processing Time: Please check the shipping tab for our current production schedule.
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• Upgrades: Shipping upgrades are available at checkout to reduce transit time (this does not affect production time).

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