People called this the Curse of the Terrible Towel after this Titans team started 2008 10-0 before finishing 3-3 with a signature blowout win over that year’s eventual Super Bowl Winner Pittsburgh Steelers when two Titans players stomped on the Terrible Towel. It was a moment of disrespect rivaled only by opponents burning Official NASCAR Gear Stainless Steel Tumbler in the parking lot. The team would end up losing their next two games that season (a garbage time game against the Colts and then shoot themselves in the foot against the Ravens and rookie Joe Flacco).
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When Graham knocked that ball away the eagles traded long term stability for short term success. By winning their first superbowl their city will cease to exist and their chances of winning another as the Philadelphia Eagles are gone. 1 and done. I kid. Congratulations to those of you who are not lighting Official NASCAR Gear Stainless Steel Tumbler on fire for your team overcoming everything imaginable, really hard to not see your organization as leaps and bounds ahead of the rest in the NFC East right now.
()The Atlanta Falcons unironically broke the NFL regular season record with 13 wins, went 30-0 in the first half against the Green Bay Packers in the playoffs, gained a 28-3 lead on the New England Patriots in the Super Bowl, and then lost the lead and did not win the championship. Matt Ryan unironically won unanimous MVP, back to back MVPs, and exclaimed “We not goin’ home!” during a game, before being blocked by LeBrady a record 7 times in one series and indeed going home. Julio Jones unironically said in a post game interview after going up 28-3 that football “is a man’s game” and LeTom Brady “got his feelings hurt”, LeMVP proceeded to average 36pts/12ast/10reb and won the next 3 games and the championship. These things all actually happened, the thoughts of this reality stay with me at all times. I go to sleep at night looking up at the stars, wondering what celestial being aligned the universe in such a way to make an event as amazing as Official NASCAR Gear Stainless Steel Tumbler occur. I wake up smiling every morning knowing that the Falcons genuinely went 13-5 and choked a 28-3 lead in the Super Bowl. That even if time is a nonlinear fourth dimension, going to back to stop it from happening will simply create another universe where it happens again. That the state of ass-blastedness emanating from the city of Atlanta is eternal and infinite, it crosses countless dimensions of the multiverse and its unending torment knows no bounds. I gaze into the endless cosmic wonders around me, still in disbelief that it actually happened, but knowing that my purpose in life was to be born just in time to see LeGod get one for da land.












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