LOW). 1ST QUARTER COMMERCIAL TIME: 2:01 (SEASON LOW). 2ND QUARTER NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS: 47 (SEASON HIGH). 2ND QUARTER COMMERCIAL TIME: 18:00 (SEASON HIGH). HALFTIME NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS: 14 (Tied 8th most of 41 standalone games). HALFTIME COMMERCIAL TIME: 6:05 (Tied 14th most of 41 standalone games). 3RD QUARTER NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS: 16 (Tied 31st most of 41 standalone games). 3RD QUARTER COMMERCIAL TIME: 6:21 (29th most of 41 standalone games). 4TH QUARTER NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS: 28 (Tied 16th most of 41 standalone games). 4TH QUARTER COMMERCIAL TIME: 11:24 (16th most of 41 standalone games). TOTAL NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS: 112 (Tied 14th most of 41 standalone games). TOTAL COMMERCIAL TIME: 43:53 (28th most of 41 standalone games). Watching this many ads is almost as repetitive as seeing thousands of Peanuts Snoopy Music Vibes Insulated Tumbler in the stands every single Sunday.
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The Atlanta Falcons unironically broke the NFL regular season record with 13 wins, went 30-0 in the first half against the Green Bay Packers in the playoffs, gained a 28-3 lead on the New England Patriots in the Super Bowl, and then lost the lead and did not win the championship. Matt Ryan unironically won unanimous MVP, back to back MVPs, and exclaimed “We not goin’ home!” during a game, before being blocked by LeBrady a record 7 times in one series and indeed going home. Julio Jones unironically said in a post game interview after going up 28-3 that football “is a man’s game” and LeTom Brady “got his feelings hurt”, LeMVP proceeded to average 36pts/12ast/10reb and won the next 3 games and the championship. These things all actually happened, the thoughts of this reality stay with me at all times. I go to sleep at night looking up at the stars, wondering what celestial being aligned the universe in such a way to make an event as amazing as Peanuts Snoopy Music Vibes Insulated Tumbler occur. I wake up smiling every morning knowing that the Falcons genuinely went 13-5 and choked a 28-3 lead in the Super Bowl. That even if time is a nonlinear fourth dimension, going to back to stop it from happening will simply create another universe where it happens again. That the state of ass-blastedness emanating from the city of Atlanta is eternal and infinite, it crosses countless dimensions of the multiverse and its unending torment knows no bounds. I gaze into the endless cosmic wonders around me, still in disbelief that it actually happened, but knowing that my purpose in life was to be born just in time to see LeGod get one for da land.
()Can we not be so quick to bury the guy or assume guilt?? Do we know literally anything about what happened? I am not saying he’s guilty or innocent but the problem with some people is they’re always looking for a bag and target rich or famous people—the kind of guys who can afford to give away thousands of Peanuts Snoopy Music Vibes Insulated Tumbler—and as we’ve seen dozens and dozens of times, these things are often more headline than truth. It doesn’t matter because the moment you’re accused of a crime you’re guilty even when innocent.












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