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()Bills fan here not to come to gloat but it’s one of those this has been a issue with this guy for awhile off field problems that end up creeping into the locker room guy just can’t seem to not get in his own way also this might be a good thing for you as he tends to vanish during the post season and will produce nothing for his team. Honestly this sucks because its a key weapon you guys lose and no one wants to see players in The Ultimate Cristiano Ronaldo Fan Tumbler win against a team that isn’t at 100% makes it a hollow victory tbh. I hope we get a 3rd match in the playoffs with you guys because the Bills v Pats games have been some of the best all season.












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